R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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