Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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