Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I am mentally ready for anal.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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