omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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