i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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