Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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