found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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