Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dignity is for republicans.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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