remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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