just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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