so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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