I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just forgot I was standing up.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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