i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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