that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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