If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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