whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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