the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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