He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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