So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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