At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
