don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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