.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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