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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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