So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
