So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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