are you still at the devil's house?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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