The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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