try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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