She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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