I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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