Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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