is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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