whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Success! We fucked roommates!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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