I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
