There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Randomize
