dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I love you.
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