i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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