i may or may not be watching the land before time
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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