I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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