I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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