no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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