wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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