This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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