Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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