yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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