They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
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guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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