think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
he shaved USA in his pubs
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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