what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i will never coherently bang her
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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