And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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