yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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