It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
there was a trapeze. enough said
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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