I'm so fucking centered right now
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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