none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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