Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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