just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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