Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
